ich weiss ist alt aber ich kann immer wieder drüber lachen.
Die besten Pilot - Tower Gespräche
Meine Favoriten:
Pilot: "Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16."
Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower."
Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) "Bratsilava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker."
Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!"
Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) "Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?"
Tower: "You can believe me, this is Vienna!"
Pilot: (Nach einer erneuten Pause) "But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!"
Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava."
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Tower: "Say fuelstate."
Pilot: "fuelstate."
Tower: "Say again."
Pilot: "again."
Tower: "Arghl, give me your fuel!"
Pilot: "Sorry, need it by myself..."
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Pilot: "Does the enemy F-16 come from east or west?"
Tower: "Yes."
Pilot: "Yes, what?"
Tower: "Yes, SIR!"
